Why I Can’t Wake Up at Six in the Morning

 

If I do

The evil monsters

Wil get me

 

If I do

World peace

Will continue

To not exist

 

If I wake up

At six in the morning

The universe collapses

 

That’s a warning

You can take

To the grave

 

I wouldn’t let me

Sleep in on it

 

I can stay up

Until 6 in the morning

 

I can stir

At 6 in the morning

To hit snooze

 

But never

May I awake

At 6 in the morning

 

If I do

The Mayans

Will have been right

All along

 

Don’t let me catch the worm

 

I’ve got zzz’s, dreams

To chase down

 

If I don’t

This bus

Will explode

 

Give me

Just another

Few minutes

Of fuse to burn

 

I don’t want

To sleep through

Myself

Destroying the world