Why I Can’t Wake Up at Six in the Morning


If I do

The evil monsters

Wil get me


If I do

World peace

Will continue

To not exist


If I wake up

At six in the morning

The universe collapses


That’s a warning

You can take

To the grave


I wouldn’t let me

Sleep in on it


I can stay up

Until 6 in the morning


I can stir

At 6 in the morning

To hit snooze


But never

May I awake

At 6 in the morning


If I do

The Mayans

Will have been right

All along


Don’t let me catch the worm


I’ve got zzz’s, dreams

To chase down


If I don’t

This bus

Will explode


Give me

Just another

Few minutes

Of fuse to burn


I don’t want

To sleep through


Destroying the world