Happy fucking new year

I hope you decked the douchebags
Paid off the debts
Enjoyed health, happiness, and good sex
And finally bought yourself a brand new drawer full of fresh drawers
Just like you said you would

Happy fucking new year

Because we need further reason to celebrate
The coming of the beginning of the new year
To ease us away from the precipice of depression
And back into capital servitude nine to five
Until, at least, Valentine’s Day

Drink up
Cheers your friends
Kiss the nearest pair of lips
And live like every day is your last New Years Eve
Then finally kiss the next closest lips

It’s like Groundhogs Day
Or April Fools

The nights don’t matter on the calendar
It’s how you wear them falling asleep

Happy fucking new day

And a merry winter, too

– – –
Jason Brain