The last thing in the world I want to hear right now
“All we have is decaf”

I don’t have time for that
Ain’t nobody got time for that

Caffeine makes the machine go ‘round
And I don’t know about you
But my blood-caffeine level needs to be a moderate .08
Or the universe implodes
It’s out of your control
Out of my control

All I know is that if I don’t get my fix
In the next few minutes
No one gets out

Trust me
I don’t take my coffee lightly

I take it on ice

As strong as you’ve got

~ Jason Brain, 2013